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03|29 Miriam Berated Me
Well, not exactly berated me, but let me know I needed to update here. I ran the LA Marathon earlier this month. You have no idea how much time that actually takes... and I'm not referring to the 5 hr. 4 min. it actually took me, but the 3-5 hours every Sat. and the hour 1/2 3 times a week. ALOT of training.... which leaves little time for asininity.
YET... I read something sufficiently asinine today. The North koreans stated "The DPRK will increase its self-defensive capability and fully demonstrate its might under the uplifted banner of the army-based policy”. Does anyone think that sounds a bit like the web economy bullshit generator? Someone set them up the generator. |
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09|21 Real Life Usurps Asininity
Ahh, the real world. Serious endeavours have taken up all of
my time lately. BP Design
has really taken off, as well as my SEO
company. Launching 1st Botox soon as well. Establishing
a sales structure for that is alot of work. That, and long days
of talking tech/UI/design/SEO with clients leaves little time
to update here.
Cori has of course taken up much of my time as well. It's funny
how women do that. :)
Also, training for the LA marathon in March (ran 12 miles the
other day... whew!), and mountain biking about 4 times a week.
This is a good thing, as at the end of Tallan I was at 265 lbs.
(prob what killed my ACL) but now I'm back to 225 lbs. There's
just something about morale meals that puts on the weight! I
hear Frenchy has been training for a marathon as well... gg
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01|14 End of an Era
This weekend I helped move HB & Smalls (as everyone is calling
him these days it seems) into the new pad. It's sad to see the
Opal house go...if its walls could only talk... it would open
its own website and sell memberships. With Will, Tip & Diana
on the wrong side of the country, Steve married & cranking
out Stevelings, & Opal no more, I think we have to close
this chapter... but it's
hard to let go.
Also, Happy New Year everyone. I'd make a new resolution,
but I'm still keeping faithful to one I made a long time ago
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12|19 Celebrating.
The one month aniversary of not updating this site. woo hoo.
This was pointed out to me by Dan
today. Be sure to check out his south park christmas spoof in
the interactive zone too. Very cool, and I play Cartman. That's
where he complained about updates...OK, I get the picture.
Also, You want something interesting... well, had a blast
down at Balboa Island with the boys this weekend. Made contact
with Bus41 for a Glamis trip soon. Have to hit the river with
Johnny's boat when it gets warmer too. Incriminating cruise
pictures are up at vipthelifestyle.com,
John's site. I deny all knowledge of any of the activites in
which I may or may not have partook. Is that a word? :)
Also, dumped the Tallan icons. It's been long enough,
and I don't know if I'm still linked on the intranet either...as
I move farther away from that phase of my life it only seems
appropriate. |
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11|19 Recooperating.
If I thought my knee wasn't rehabbed before I do now. Dancing
for 5 hours straight every night on the ship...eating constantly...drinking
up a storm...and now when I want to recooperate tonight....U2
at Staples center. Might see the crew of people on Bus 41 again...once
we started getting loud we had a blast. Much bigger blast than
the water shooting up through "La Bufadora"....a little
spout of water Ensenada sucks tourists in to go see after walking
through a gauntlet of shops who all have a "special deal
for you only today my friend". |
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11|08 Lucky For Me
Something interesting enough for a post has come up, which saves
me Casella's inevitable "it's been like over a month since
you posted" comment. Just under a month Mikey.
There's a new asinine bet. A member of the Kinko's team
has bet he can eat 11 whoppers! I'm 250 lbs. and i probably
couldn't eat 4. The bet is up to $300 bucks, which suprised
me. A year ago this would have been a grand easy, but me and
Craig decided that must be the economy deflation acting itself
out.
Also, I'll be hitting the ocean on a cruise to Mexico
next weekend. You don't care, but I do. |
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10|11 Bert Stalks Usama
New hope for the war on terrorism...they are really stupid.
Collecting images from the internet, manufacturers of Bin Laden
posters inadvertantly allowed for a very very angry image of
Sesame Street's Bert to make its way into posters they printed.
A creative photoshopper no doubt added Bert in there. You can
see Bert here,
here
in a protest, and here
as well. Now thats funny. If bert only had a knife... |
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Cup of noodles Bet:
Phong called out Matt for a Cup of Noodles Bet. All
cup of noodles brand noodles, 24/7, last man standing wins.
Matt raised the stakes, cutting out smoking amongst other things.
Phong agreed immediately. Matt backed off. |
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Kidney Bet:
Duke said that he'd only give his kidney to a "really hot
chick". Joe bet Duke that he could find a girl that needed
a kidney that was also "really hot". The bet was on.
Duke quickly backed out. Duke likes his kidney. |
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Bahador NOT in the weight bet:
Bahador was kept out of the weight bet because of certain scale
location problems. All people in the bet have categorically
denied this had anything to do with the probability of the CSG
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The forever secret bet:
Certain person A bet that certain person B couldn't well, do
something 35 times. Person B bet he could do it 144 times. That's
about all I can say, laws the way they are and all. (p.s. some
people have commented this sounds bad. it's not bad the way
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At
Todd's birthday bash at The Grill, Poor Steve Gandee took a  picture
of Duke, unknowingly incurring a huge $44,000 dollar vanity fee.
(thus the reason duke is blurred out on most of the site). We are
currently trying to raise the money needed. To help out with the
cost, send donations or fundraising ideas to:
dukeometer
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Update:
Checked the donation email link. Nothing seems to be wrong. Can't
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Gratuitous
use of a killer gel graphic. BUT, when I made it,
I just knew it had
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gratuitous
glass button #2.
glass buttons rock.
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Hall of Fame
Bets that topped them all.
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The
Ted danson bet?!
The
Ted Danson Bet. Why? I have no
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Saltine/Cheez-it
Bet!
8 Saltine Crackers in 1 minute,
no water. It's harder than you'd think, but less chance
of throwing up. (See "milk bet" for that.)
Update from Duke: The
saltine bet was tried on the bus - they lowered it to
6 for Matt's friend, but he gave up and paid 5 seconds
after first stuffing 3 of them into his mouth at once.
The bet was for the 20 bucks that he won from Dan after
I failed to finish off half a box of cheez-its in 3 minutes. |
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Ski/Snowboard
Bet!
1. $100.00 Steve vs. Shawn: Snowboarder vs.
Skier. Steve can purportedly pull 360's on the half pipe
& Shawn has skied since birth. First one to the bottom
of the hill wins.
Side bets: $100 Bill (Shawn) vs. Matt (Steve) to
win & $50 Joe (Shawn) vs. Dan (Steve).
Update:
Steve, Dan, & Matt lost. Shawn, Bill, & Joe won.
Apparently it was a pretty close race down the Olympic
downhill slope. The turning point, as Steve say's, was
a flat spot where Shawn could tuck and Steve was out of
luck. When I asked Shawn how close it was, he said he
couldn't tell, it's dangerous to look back when your going
that fast.
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Milk
Bet!
Todd took the gallon of milk in 1 hour bet. After 45 min's
he had finished 3/4th's of a gallon. He spent that end
time feeling sick & trying to throw up the milk he
had already drank.
Milk
Bet #2!
Mike Kabella took the bet and finished in about 15 minutes
destroying Todd's 45 minute, 3/4ths of a gallon feat.
Mike threw up about 2 minutes later. |
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Rolling
bet!
A boatload of somersaults from the
guy who did em. One of the best stories we've had to date.
Read the full story here. This
bet will soon be moved to the hall of fame.
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NO
Soda/NO chocolate bet!
This $300 bet with Joe (no soda)
vs. Deb (no chocolate) has commenced, starting a good
time ago. I'll get the date, Joe seems to be a wall of
stone, while Deborah is struggling with the cravings for
chocolate.
Update: 3-5: The $300
no soda vs. no chocolate bet ended last weekend when Joe
forgot about the bet and had some gatorade, a drink he
doesn't even really like. It doesn't amount so much to
caving into the strains of the bet as much as forgeting
about the eternal bet, but cheers to Deb anyway. |
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NO
Smoking bet!
How long can Matt and Dan stop smoking.
I've decided not to bet against someone, but rather offer
a case of Corona every month they withstand this one.
I suggest we all donate something every month, and call
it a reason to party. Call it the 'Matt and Dan Haven't
Kicked It Yet Party'.
Update: Dan lost.
Another excuse: his best friend asked for him to smoke
as a wedding gift. MHHMM...sure Dan. Then why ya still
smoking? |
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